Garfield on the oil crisis
A lot of folks can't understand how we came to have an oil shortage here in our country. ~~~ Well, there's a very simple answer. ~~~
Nobody bothered to check the oil. ~~~
We just didn't know we were getting low. ~~~
The reason for that is purely geographical. ~~~
Our OIL is located in :
~~~ ALASKA ~~~
California ~~~
Coastal Florida ~~~
Coastal Louisiana ~~~
Wyoming ~~~
Colorado ~~~
Kansas ~~~
Oklahoma ~~~
Pennsylvania and Texas ~~~
Our dipsticks are located in DC
Any Questions?
NO?...Didn't think So.