Garfield on the oil crisis

A lot of folks can't understand how we came to have an oil shortage here in our country. ~~~ Well, there's a very simple answer. ~~~

Nobody bothered to check the oil. ~~~

We just didn't know we were getting low. ~~~

The reason for that is purely geographical. ~~~

Our OIL is located in :

~~~ ALASKA ~~~

California ~~~

Coastal Florida ~~~

Coastal Louisiana ~~~

Wyoming ~~~

Colorado ~~~

Kansas ~~~

Oklahoma ~~~

Pennsylvania and Texas ~~~

Our dipsticks are located in DC

Any Questions?

NO?...Didn't think So.